I like my eggs scrambled and my orange juice pulpy.Tumblr (3.0; @lisaham)http://thelisaham.com/<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kto174Fnwa1qzxerqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is how I plan on spending my weekend.</p> <p><span class="tumblr_blog">( Via </span><a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/791127419" target="_blank">juliasegal</a>:<a href="http://collect.tumblr.com/post/261242268/ponytailscocktails-deadvodka" target="_blank">collect</a>:<a href="http://ponytailscocktails.tumblr.com/post/258263337/via-deadvodka" target="_blank">ponytailscocktails</a>:<a href="http://deadvodka.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">deadvodka</a> )</p>http://thelisaham.com/post/792000209http://thelisaham.com/post/792000209Fri, 09 Jul 2010 22:08:15 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l572n09qZ81qz7vibo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jonahray.tumblr.com/post/781407805/herman-blume-whats-the-secret-max-max" target="_blank">jonahray</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><span><strong>Herman Blume</strong>: What’s the secret, Max? </span></em></p> <p><em><span><strong>Max Fischer</strong>: The secret? </span></em></p> <p><em><span><strong>Herman Blume</strong>: Yeah, you seem to have it pretty figured out. </span></em></p> <p><em><span><strong>Max Fischer</strong>: The secret, I don’t know… I guess you’ve just gotta find something you love to do and then… do it for the rest of your life.</span></em></p> <p><em><span>(art by KEVIN TONG)</span></em></p> </blockquote> <p>Love this. Rushmore is easily my favorite movie.</p>http://thelisaham.com/post/781654314http://thelisaham.com/post/781654314Wed, 07 Jul 2010 12:17:33 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2bxcsqQbJ1qzamfco1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Since getting my iPhone, I have been obsessed with the app Words With Friends (essentially Scrabble) Here’s a cap of a game Scott and I finished, where we both kept finding rather dirty words.</p>http://thelisaham.com/post/593552237http://thelisaham.com/post/593552237Wed, 12 May 2010 18:00:57 -0500pornsexpotnakedjismswenchthong<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1wuwf81tA1qzamfco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Decided it was time to upgrade to an iPhone. However, as Scott pointed out, it may have served me well to wait a couple months for the next gen. Oops.</p>http://thelisaham.com/post/571498503http://thelisaham.com/post/571498503Tue, 04 May 2010 14:45:14 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1corgVCSX1qzw3gpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(<a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/544027584" target="_blank">juliasegal</a>:<a href="http://w33d.tumblr.com/post/544011230/reblog" target="_blank">w33d</a>)</p> <p>So, this happened. Obviously.</p>http://thelisaham.com/post/544081193http://thelisaham.com/post/544081193Fri, 23 Apr 2010 18:01:12 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0xa7j4FAN1qzamfco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Tumblr notified me that my blog turned 1 today. Sorry I’ve been a neglectful parent, Baby Tumblr.</p>http://thelisaham.com/post/523429117http://thelisaham.com/post/523429117Thu, 15 Apr 2010 09:42:55 -0500Blog Birthday<p>There’s a freelance designer sitting next to me who’s working on Tampax Pearl packaging. It’s a good thing I don’t normally sit near the P&G team, because I can’t stop giggling. Something about hearing 40 yr old men saying “Super Plus tampons” just gets me. I need to grow up.</p>http://thelisaham.com/post/474885961http://thelisaham.com/post/474885961Fri, 26 Mar 2010 10:07:59 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kznsu7VVtl1qbnvy9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This picture is blowing my mind.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/473070123/via-danielsansao" target="_blank">bestrooftalkever</a> | <a href="http://danielsansao.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">danielsansao</a>)</p>http://thelisaham.com/post/473079724http://thelisaham.com/post/473079724Thu, 25 Mar 2010 15:07:38 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://thelisaham.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/471870634/tumblr_kztns57XKZ1qzamfc&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Just learned that Barbara Streisand’s version of “Jingle Bells” is the most played song in my iTunes. It may be time to reevaluate my life. But then again, it IS a really awesome song. </p>http://thelisaham.com/post/471870634http://thelisaham.com/post/471870634Thu, 25 Mar 2010 00:12:05 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzsxxmN8B51qzcqdao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Classic LOLcat.</p> <p>(via <a>bestrooftalkever</a> | <a>bradofarrell</a> | <a>depechemoses</a> | <a>melcanread</a>)</p>http://thelisaham.com/post/471636694http://thelisaham.com/post/471636694Wed, 24 Mar 2010 22:14:18 -0500lolcat<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3j2mmrX61qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Somebody find me this dog and bring him to me.</p> <p><a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/440227674" target="_blank">(via juliasegal)</a></p>http://thelisaham.com/post/440270363http://thelisaham.com/post/440270363Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:52:25 -0600<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxt97q1gr61qzamfco1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>I like turtles.</p> <p>(via <a title="Best web comic everrr." href="http://xkcd.com/" target="_blank">xkcd</a>)</p>http://thelisaham.com/post/388200064http://thelisaham.com/post/388200064Sat, 13 Feb 2010 20:50:00 -0600xkcdtmntleonardomichelangelodonatelloraphaelrenaissanceturtleninja<p>Alex: What’s Jagermeister?</p> <p>Phil: Well, uh, you know how in fairytales there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and the guys start kissing her? Well this is like that, but you don’t wake up in a castle; you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.</p> <p>- - - -</p> <p>Seriously, if you’re not watching Modern Family you’re missing out. Watch it now.  <a href="http://www.hulu.com/modern-family" target="_blank">http://www.hulu.com/modern-family</a></p>http://thelisaham.com/post/369922245http://thelisaham.com/post/369922245Wed, 03 Feb 2010 21:55:00 -0600abcconversationjagermeistermodern familypotionreputation<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwwc70yTyc1qahrebo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><a href="http://iamsosorry.tumblr.com/post/359061988/tomoatmeal-grapedrinkseventy-via" target="_blank">iamsosorry</a>:</p> <blockquote><b>The Maury Povich Show: Send My Wild, Oversexed Commercial-Grade Freezer To Boot Camp</b></blockquote> </blockquote> <p>This made me laugh harder than anything else today.</p>http://thelisaham.com/post/359117397http://thelisaham.com/post/359117397Thu, 28 Jan 2010 23:04:01 -0600<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwxu8nB9Gv1qz7unwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://soupsoup.tumblr.com/post/357315315/john-trending-state-of-the-union-related-topics" target="_blank">soupsoup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://john.tumblr.com/post/357237089/trending-state-of-the-union-related-topics-tonite" target="_blank">john</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Trending State of the Union-related topics tonite on Twitter.</p> <p>U.S. = 1:10</p> <p>Worldwide = 9:10</p> <p>Please help me understand these ratios, which smack of the rest of the world paying way closer attention then Americans.</p> <p>Oh and help me learn Photoshop already.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>This is so embarrassing.</p>http://thelisaham.com/post/357363644http://thelisaham.com/post/357363644Wed, 27 Jan 2010 22:58:00 -0600<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwxgxlCwpX1qzamfco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thelisaham.com/post/356770752http://thelisaham.com/post/356770752Wed, 27 Jan 2010 16:53:45 -0600hipsterbardrinking<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwxd6jpAlM1qzptwgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My thoughts exactly.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://bestrooftalkever.com/" target="_blank">bestrooftalkever</a>)</p>http://thelisaham.com/post/356753682http://thelisaham.com/post/356753682Wed, 27 Jan 2010 16:42:17 -0600ipad<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwo6gqPtUT1qaqs3eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckkyeahchicago.tumblr.com/post/348998392/good-morning-theworldwelivein-hi-tech-elk" target="_blank">fuckkyeahchicago</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Good Morning!</p> <p><a href="http://theworldwelivein.tumblr.com/post/347942184/hi-tech-elk-via-terry-usa" target="_blank">theworldwelivein</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hi Tech Elk (via <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/terry_usa" target="_blank">terry_usa</a>)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>This is gorgeous. I love this city.</p>http://thelisaham.com/post/350330657http://thelisaham.com/post/350330657Sun, 24 Jan 2010 00:44:33 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwqb59JTW11qz8i53o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kulap.tumblr.com/post/349951548/dealbreaker-via-lunchbreak-amen" target="_blank">kulap</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dealbreaker.tumblr.com/post/349948682/via-lunchbreak-amen" target="_blank">dealbreaker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://lunchbreak.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">lunchbreak</a>)</p> <p>Amen.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>‘Nuff Said.</p>http://thelisaham.com/post/350322729http://thelisaham.com/post/350322729Sun, 24 Jan 2010 00:38:47 -0600be kind,conanwork hardtonight show<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwkyev2RUh1qzamfco1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYW: The Burger King & I on ChatRoulette</p>http://thelisaham.com/post/345429763http://thelisaham.com/post/345429763Wed, 20 Jan 2010 22:42:00 -0600chatroulette,burger kingchat roulettegpoyw