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I like turtles. (via xkcd)

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 20:50:00 -0600

I like turtles.

(via xkcd)

Best Show on TV

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 21:55:00 -0600

Alex: What’s Jagermeister?

Phil: Well, uh, you know how in fairytales there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and the guys start kissing her? Well this is like that, but you don’t wake up in a castle; you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.

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Seriously, if you’re not watching Modern Family you’re missing out. Watch it now. http://www.hulu.com/modern-family

iamsosorry: The Maury Povich Show: Send My Wild, Oversexed...

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 23:04:01 -0600

iamsosorry:

The Maury Povich Show: Send My Wild, Oversexed Commercial-Grade Freezer To Boot Camp

This made me laugh harder than anything else today.

soupsoup: john: Trending State of the Union-related topics...

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 22:58:00 -0600

soupsoup:

john:

Trending State of the Union-related topics tonite on Twitter.

U.S. = 1:10

Worldwide = 9:10

Please help me understand these ratios, which smack of the rest of the world paying way closer attention then Americans.

Oh and help me learn Photoshop already.

This is so embarrassing.

Photo

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 16:53:45 -0600

My thoughts exactly. (via bestrooftalkever)

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 16:42:17 -0600

My thoughts exactly.

(via bestrooftalkever)

fuckkyeahchicago: Good Morning! theworldwelivein: Hi Tech Elk...

Sun, 24 Jan 2010 00:44:33 -0600

fuckkyeahchicago:

Good Morning!

theworldwelivein:

Hi Tech Elk (via terry_usa)

This is gorgeous. I love this city.

kulap: dealbreaker: (via lunchbreak) Amen. ‘Nuff...

Sun, 24 Jan 2010 00:38:47 -0600

kulap:

dealbreaker:

(via lunchbreak)

Amen.

‘Nuff Said.

GPOYW: The Burger King & I on ChatRoulette

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 22:42:00 -0600

GPOYW: The Burger King & I on ChatRoulette

Easily the best conversation I've ever overheard

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 19:59:03 -0600

Man 1: Do you know what the tallest building in the world is?
Man 2: The Sears Tower?
Man 1: No, the library. It has so many stories.
Man 2: Oh. Wait, which library?

(via sirmikeofmitchell.com)

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 17:04:00 -0600

(via sirmikeofmitchell.com)

(via soupsoup)

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 23:28:40 -0600

(via soupsoup)

"Good evening, everybody. I’m Conan O’Brien, the new host of Last Call with Carson Daly."

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 23:13:23 -0600

“Good evening, everybody. I’m Conan O’Brien, the new host of Last Call with Carson Daly.”

- Conan O’Brien (via happycap)

In other words, “We swear we won’t play crappy new...

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 17:41:00 -0600

In other words, “We swear we won’t play crappy new songs that nobody cares about. Seriously! Just come & pretend it’s still 1997!”

I dyed my hair red! I’ve had boring dark brown hair for...

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 21:10:51 -0600

I dyed my hair red! I’ve had boring dark brown hair for over 2 years now, so I’m excited to have something a little different for a while. Also, I look like I have a lazy eye.

Photo

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:39:21 -0600

I am thankful for my most-excellent friends.

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:30:13 -0600

I am thankful for my most-excellent friends.

I love the Violent Femmes.

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:07:47 -0600

I love the Violent Femmes.

Found this tasty treat in my inbox today. Clearly, Overstock.com...

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:06:13 -0500

Found this tasty treat in my inbox today. Clearly, Overstock.com is trying to ruin Halloween.

I’m buying these sticker’s cuz I think their pretty...

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:40:56 -0500

I’m buying these sticker’s cuz I think their pretty “cool.”

(for sale here)